Oh dear god, please.
the onion tried y’all.
The 6 Best Dresses At The Golden Globes
Shout out to The Onion for reminding us that there are more important things to be worried about than what celebrities are wearing.
The Onion goes hard
Oh my god
The entire American media just got bitchslapped
BY THE ONION
Hey. We need the Golden Globes to distract us from the 60,000 Syrian de-
Hold on a sec. Someone just DM’d me on Twitter about my Han Solo tweet.
I really really seriously cannot cry right now I’m TRYING to literally right now walk into my first day of work like this is just not going to work for me right now this is bullshit though, I mean COME ON
